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The International Mission to Get Bao Bao the Panda Laid

Photo: Getty Bao Bao the giant panda is on her way to China today and National Zoo Director Dennis Kelly only has one thing on his mind: smokin’ hot panda sex. “Bao Bao going back, as the ministry said, is important because she will have a boyfriend,” Kelly told reporters at a press conference this morning. He’s not the only one who has his mind the gutter. Brandie Smith, the zoo’s associate director for animal care sciences, was t......
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Saudi Arabia Holds Kingdom's First Comic Con

Screengrab via YouTube Saudi Arabia hosted its first comic convention over the weekend, marking a turning point in acceptance of Western entertainment and comic books, as well as showing evolving social norms. At Saudi Comic-Con, over 20,000 men, women, and families co-mingled while checking out the cosplay and panels, including an appearance by Doctor Strange’s Mads Mikkelsen. Comic book, video game, and anime fans celebrated havi......
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Accidental Inbound Missile Warning Scares the Hell Out of American Air Force Personnel 

Screengrab: Air Force amn/nco/snco The message read “MISSILE INBOUND. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!” as it took over the screens of Air Force personnel working at the 52nd Fighter Wing at Spangdahlem Air Base in Germany, earlier this week. It was accidentally sent out to all terminals through the bases AtHoc emergency alert system that is typically used for weather updates. Spokesman Maj. Bryon McGarry told Stars and Stripes, “One of t......
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Jason Segel Is the Only Person Who Can Stop This Guy From Eating Paper Forever

Image: AP Photo/Josh Reynolds Jason Segel—actor of How I Met Your Mother, Freaks and Geeks and Muppets fame—is in a unique position: he’s the only person alive that can save one very strange man from a lifetime of gastrointestinal discomfort. The YouTuber, who goes by the pseudonym Dog Shit, uploaded a video yesterday called “I Eat a Picture of Jason Segel Everyday Until He Eats A Picture of Me. Day 1.” Everything you need to know about thi......
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This 3,000-Year-Old Bronze Age Sword Is Absolutely Incredible

Careful, now—that sword is 3,000 years old. (Image: GUARD Archaeology) In what archaeologists are calling the “find of a lifetime,” a horde of Late Bronze Age weapons has been discovered at a Scottish construction site. Among the items found is a gold-decorated spearhead, and a 3,000-year-old bronze sword in remarkably good condition. The artifacts were found during an archaeological evaluation on a field in Carnoustie, Scotland p......
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What's Going on With Kellyanne Conway's Twitter Account?

Image: Getty Kellyanne Conway has had a wild day on Twitter. After getting into some trouble for retweeting a white nationalist Twitter account, people began speculating that Conway was on the outs with the Trump administration, using flimsy evidence that Trump had unfollowed her as proof. But as tweeters conjured up fantasies of Conway getting the boot, she was magically followed by both @realDonaldTrump and @POTUS. So what in god’s name i......
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This Plane Fucks

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Original author: Eve Peyser
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The GOP Just Tweeted a Fake Quote From Abraham Lincoln

Republicans love to remind everybody that they’re the party of Abraham Lincoln. Which is true. But they might want to do a little more research on Honest Abe. Because the GOP Twitter account just tweeted a fake Lincoln quote. “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years,” the quote reads, attributing it to the 16th President of the United States. The tweet was sent out with a “Happy Birth......
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Holy Crap, This Avengers: Infinity War Teaser Will Give You Goosebumps

In Avengers: Infinity War, the Avengers are going to meet the Guardians of the Galaxy. We all more or less knew that, but to hear Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige come out and say it in this brand new teaser video will make the hairs on your arm stand up straight. Tonight, from the Atlanta set of Avengers: Infinity War, Robert Downey Jr. took to Facebook to reveal a very early look at May 2018's highly anticipated Marvel crosso......
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